So, I was leaving my girlfriend’s house today. Saying goodbye to Sniglet at the gate. (You remember Sniglet. Isn’t she pretty?) Minding my own business.
I was on my way home, you know, to have a little gnosh. When I noticed Mama Kitty. See her near that tree?
She sauntered over to another tree. And sat there.
I, being the friendly conversationalist that I am, wanted to visit.
She smacked me.
And I’ve been napping ever since. Go figure.
TIME TO VOTE! Go here, my friends, go forth and multiply your support of my entry in Thundershirt’s TV star contest! If you don’t get my voting page on the first try, close out the link and try again. It’s been acting up. Leaving lots of hanging chads.
What You Learned Today:
- My name is Stuart and I authorized this message.
- Thank you for your support.
- I need to leave Mama Kitty alone.
- My pride was wounded.
- At least I didn’t get a claw stuck in my nose.
- Oh me.