So, I was leaving my girlfriend’s house today. Saying goodbye to Sniglet at the gate. (You remember Sniglet. Isn’t she pretty?) Minding my own business.
I was on my way home, you know, to have a little gnosh. When I noticed Mama Kitty. See her near that tree?
She sauntered over to another tree. And sat there.
I, being the friendly conversationalist that I am, wanted to visit.
She smacked me.
And I’ve been napping ever since. Go figure.
TIME TO VOTE! Go here, my friends, go forth and multiply your support of my entry in Thundershirt’s TV star contest! If you don’t get my voting page on the first try, close out the link and try again. It’s been acting up. Leaving lots of hanging chads.
What You Learned Today:
- My name is Stuart and I authorized this message.
- Thank you for your support.
- I need to leave Mama Kitty alone.
- My pride was wounded.
- At least I didn’t get a claw stuck in my nose.
- Oh me.
Oh poor Stewart – you were beeeiiiitch slapped by a lowly female cat!
Oh no Stuart! Those kitties sure are naughty!
Oh Stuart you got a smack down. Bawhehehe Sorry buddy. We voted this morning.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot
Aw, poor buddy
My kitties wouldn’t slap you. They haven’t slapped Mr. Fox or Scruffy yet and they REALLY bug the cats. I’m glad your nose is claw free. I’m voting now.
Alyssa, Mr. Fox & Scruffy
Stuart, this is the second time this week that you’ve had a disagreement with a neighbor. The trend is not good. My suggestion is to give the dog and the cat a peace offering – does poisoned squirrel sound good to you?
Oh Dear…the kitties at my Auntie Susi’s place take off at a high rate of knots when I show up, even though I only want to play with them. Seems kitties can’t read Terrier language or something. Voted again for you, but I think that it is a forlone hope…(Dad says you might want to google that expression, a bit interesting).
BUT cats are SUPPOSED to run AWAY!!!!!!!!!!
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & roxy
Cats, how you gonna live with them!!!!
Susie & Bites
Pees; we voted like 87 times today, well we tried
Oh Mr. Stuart, I’m sorry the kittycat smacked you! A kittycat smacked me once too. Did your mom have to put fizzy stuff on your nosey? I hope your nosey feels better soon!
Luvs,
Jackie
So funny! I never see cats. Your pal Brandy!
CATS!! Argggg I used to getr smacked by my Uncle Eds cat too, hate it!!
wags
jazzi
Oh dear… So I guess Mamma Kitty isn’t voting for you?
Mamma Kitty sounds a lot like our sister cat Simone…she is also a smacker, we don’t mess with her it isn’t worth it. We hope your pride and nose both make a fast recovery.
Wally and Sammy
Sorry to hear about your smack Stuart but Mama Kitty did what cats have to do. They hope to only have to do it once but memories can be short! Hope your pride is restored soon.
I’ve been smacked on the nose a few times by kitties too. My bloggy kitty friends are nice, but the ones that live near me are mean! Hope you manage to avoid her in future!
Stewart we voted first thing ! woohoo!! We know. A kitty.Torments us…sits on the other side of the window and watches us do summer salts trying to get to her. And to top that off…our clan folks give ‘Miss Peanut’ treats. SO…=P ON KITTIES!!
AHRooo…..L&M
(get your pride back soon…they’re not worth the worry!)