Here’s my attempt at composing a little still life tableau for you today. Like it?
My peep had a birthday recently and He gave Her some flowers. Of course, She put them right next to Her BoBo portrait. (She doesn’t need a portrait of moi, She can look at me as much as She wants every day. All day.)
Y’all remember BoBo, Their very first Scottie. He lived a long life….16 years of pizza eating, brisk walking and Scottie-tude projecting. (Y’all know what Scottie-tude is, right? You don’t? It’s Scottie attitude of course!)
Now, pay attention to that birthday card. That one. Right next to the flowers. It’s a funny one about dog
What is it about dogs passing gas that people find so amusing?
What You Learned Today:
- She had a birthday. I gave Her a card. And some kisses.
- He gave Her flowers. And a card or two.
- One of the cards was funny.
- Why are dog
farts pootstweets so funny?