How to Strip Without a Pole

Gotcha didn’t I? Well, it’s true. Not all strippers need a pole. I know I don’t. Not that I know how to shimmy on a pole in the first place. (That’d be kinda funny wouldn’t it? A guy stripping and dancing on a pole. Oh me. I make myself laugh.)

Noooo….silly. I’m talking about stripping. The kind that you need special tools for. (Well, I guess a pole could be called a “tool,” too, come to think about it.) The kind where your undercoat is stripped out from under your top coat so the nice, hard coat can come in and help keep you water resistant and cool.

That’s the kind of stripping I’m talking about and I’m having my second session tonight. I started last Friday and I have to go to my beauty parlor my Godmother’s once a week or so for the next 10 weeks until it’s all done.

The things I do to stay handsome.

What You Learned Today:

  • Some people think it’s painful to get stripped.
  • It doesn’t.
  • Actually, I kind of like it.
  • Then, when it’s over, I go home and strut my stuff.
  • Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

About The Scottie Chronicles

The Scottie Chronicles began in 2009 as a voice for Stuart, a more than memorable black, brindle and white Scottish Terrier who captured hearts around the world. He passed suddenly in December 2015 from cardiac hemangiosarcoma, a nasty canine cancer that took him far too early. He would have been 11 years old in March 2017. The Scottie Chronicles is dedicated to Stuart and the joy he shared with everyone who met him or saw him from afar. If you love Scotties, please follow along. Arroooo!
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16 Responses to How to Strip Without a Pole

  1. Anna Kerkhoff says:

    You look so good Stuart! My humans MUST take me to get this done!
    Your Ricmond Friend,
    Toby

  2. Kyla says:

    Darn it all, Stuart. I thought I was going to get to see Scottie Porn.

  3. Lee says:

    You get stripped out side ~ in the day light no less. i thought stripping took place in a dark sleazy bar. Well you are stripped naked no less. How much did you make or did they take you to the cleaners.
    Sweet William The Scot

  4. Please don’t mention stripping or grooming. Apparently that’s whats in store for us tomorrow. I think we’re gonna dig some tunnels in the middle of the night …. not Tom, Dick or Harry (from Colditz 1940-ish) but Gus, Bobby & Fin tunnels. See you on the other side!

    RooOOodles

  5. Lucy and Mac says:

    Stewart you have a beautiful coat and furnishings. Stripping is a good thing !! Where our clan lives now there are no ‘godmothers’ that “strip”. Alas for we will never be as “beautiful” as you!! We are darn cute tho…………. L & M

  6. Alyssa says:

    Stuart!!! My mother used to strip our Scotties regularly but I never really understood about the undercoat and all. You are just so smart!! Thanks for teaching me something!. I was thinking… Someday, when one of the cats goes to the big litter box in the sky in about ten or so years, my next dog should be a Scottie. A rescue of course and one that is not perfect. I figure I have ten years to work on my husband. What’dya think?
    Alyssa, Mr. Fox & Scruffy.

  7. Candylei says:

    You look so content! To think my westie boy would sit as still as you here. As soon as he gets bathed he wants to roll in the grass!

  8. My you look handsome!

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