Gotcha didn’t I? Well, it’s true. Not all strippers need a pole. I know I don’t. Not that I know how to shimmy on a pole in the first place. (That’d be kinda funny wouldn’t it? A guy stripping and dancing on a pole. Oh me. I make myself laugh.)
Noooo….silly. I’m talking about stripping. The kind that you need special tools for. (Well, I guess a pole could be called a “tool,” too, come to think about it.) The kind where your undercoat is stripped out from under your top coat so the nice, hard coat can come in and help keep you water resistant and cool.
That’s the kind of stripping I’m talking about and I’m having my second session tonight. I started last Friday and I have to go to
my beauty parlor my Godmother’s once a week or so for the next 10 weeks until it’s all done.
The things I do to stay handsome.
What You Learned Today:
- Some people think it’s painful to get stripped.
- It doesn’t.
- Actually, I kind of like it.
- Then, when it’s over, I go home and strut my stuff.
- Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.