Gotcha didn’t I? Well, it’s true. Not all strippers need a pole. I know I don’t. Not that I know how to shimmy on a pole in the first place. (That’d be kinda funny wouldn’t it? A guy stripping and dancing on a pole. Oh me. I make myself laugh.)
Noooo….silly. I’m talking about stripping. The kind that you need special tools for. (Well, I guess a pole could be called a “tool,” too, come to think about it.) The kind where your undercoat is stripped out from under your top coat so the nice, hard coat can come in and help keep you water resistant and cool.
That’s the kind of stripping I’m talking about and I’m having my second session tonight. I started last Friday and I have to go to my beauty parlor my Godmother’s once a week or so for the next 10 weeks until it’s all done.
The things I do to stay handsome.
What You Learned Today:
- Some people think it’s painful to get stripped.
- It doesn’t.
- Actually, I kind of like it.
- Then, when it’s over, I go home and strut my stuff.
- Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
The Scottie Chronicles - Winston's World 
You look so good Stuart! My humans MUST take me to get this done!
Your Ricmond Friend,
Toby
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Well, I’m sure my Godmother would love to have you in The Strip Club!
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Darn it all, Stuart. I thought I was going to get to see Scottie Porn.
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Yeah…..I’m such a tease!
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You get stripped out side ~ in the day light no less. i thought stripping took place in a dark sleazy bar. Well you are stripped naked no less. How much did you make or did they take you to the cleaners.
Sweet William The Scot
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Uh…yeah, I guess that’d be the cleaners for me.
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Please don’t mention stripping or grooming. Apparently that’s whats in store for us tomorrow. I think we’re gonna dig some tunnels in the middle of the night …. not Tom, Dick or Harry (from Colditz 1940-ish) but Gus, Bobby & Fin tunnels. See you on the other side!
RooOOodles
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We’ll be here waiting! Come on over!
ArooooOOOOdles, Stuart
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I get stripped every 3 months or so, I dearly love my Uncle Otto, but when Dad and him take me to the shed in his backyard, neither of them are flavour of the day as far as I’m concerned.
Arooos to you
Piper MacT
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LOL…. no more going to the shed!
Aroooo!
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Stewart you have a beautiful coat and furnishings. Stripping is a good thing !! Where our clan lives now there are no ‘godmothers’ that “strip”. Alas for we will never be as “beautiful” as you!! We are darn cute tho…………. L & M
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Oh yes I know you’re cute! Send me pictures so I care share your cuteness! StuartTheScottie@hotmail.com.
AroooooOOOO! Stuart
PeeS Thank you for the compliment!
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Stuart!!! My mother used to strip our Scotties regularly but I never really understood about the undercoat and all. You are just so smart!! Thanks for teaching me something!. I was thinking… Someday, when one of the cats goes to the big litter box in the sky in about ten or so years, my next dog should be a Scottie. A rescue of course and one that is not perfect. I figure I have ten years to work on my husband. What’dya think?
Alyssa, Mr. Fox & Scruffy.
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I’m thinking you’ve got a good idea there my friend!
Aroooo! Stu
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You look so content! To think my westie boy would sit as still as you here. As soon as he gets bathed he wants to roll in the grass!
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My you look handsome!
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