A Toe By Any Other Name

toe 1Oh boy. I’m still gnawing on my toe. Can’t get enough of it. Smelly or no smelly. Remember: A toe by any other name would smell as sweet. Really. It would.





What was that? (I break for intruders in the front yard.)

What was that? (I only break for intruders in the front yard.)

Aw, it was nothing. Not enough to make my leave my toe.

Aw, it was nothing. Not enough to make me leave my toe.

What You Learned Today:

  • As you can see, and from my little movie yesterday, I am quite the toe connoisseur.
  • The smellier the better.
  • My peep even plays with me and my toe.
  • She’ll toss it across the room, I’ll go get it and She’ll do it all over again. And again.
  • Until He says, “OK you two, stop putting dings in the floor! Stuart, you’ll have to be the one to sand and refinish them. Complete with polyurethane.”
  • She tries to throw it on the rugs, but, uh, She’s not a very good pitcher.
  • We don’t care. We just keep on doing it.
  • Smell or no smell.
  • Tee Hee.


About The Scottie Chronicles

Winston welcomes you to The Scottie Chronicles - a blog that began in 2009 as a voice for Stuart, a more than memorable black, brindle and white Scottish Terrier who captured hearts around the world. Stuart passed suddenly in December 2015 from cardiac hemangiosarcoma, a nasty cancer that took him far too early. If you love Scotties, please follow along. Arroooo!
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19 Responses to A Toe By Any Other Name

  1. I agree Stuart and Mr. Shakespeare too :o)

  2. Kuruk says:


  3. corkscot says:

    We only get the non smelly ones. Some our our toes are really bones. We don’t know what part of the body they are from. They are also very old, but look in better shape than your toe.

  4. Edgar says:

    mum stepped on one of my (cow) toes yesterday and said lots of HBO words whilst hopping around on one foot…oopsie!

    Edgar and his mum

  5. Misaki says:

    Looks nommy to me!

  6. Mm Mm good! On a side note, have you ever noticed that some dogs have paws that smell like Doritos? I kid you not! 🙂

  7. fozziemum says:

    Oh Stuart..all I an think of is a very very very old song called Tip toe through the tulips hahahaaa:) pretty sure the toe smells like the tip too!! hugs Fozziemum xxxx

  8. susieandsidebite says:

    Stuart, it’s a good thing we weren’t close, that slight distraction would have let ME grab and run, never, NEVER leave left your toe go!

    The Mad Scots

  9. Kyla says:

    Stu, you’re missing the best treat of all, squirrel toes. They’re small but really good. Go outside and catch some.

  10. Daisy says:

    Toe Toss sounds like the tastiest game around! Especially, if it’s smelly 🙂

  11. Yummy Toes – wish we could have one …. or two ….. or …….!

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