Just call me a hot dog. May as well gimme a bun. And some mustard. Take a bite. I’m too hot to care.
What You Learned Today:
- It’s about 100 degrees today.
- We’re supposed to have severe T-storms.
- Here I am chillin’ on the air conditioning grate. (I love it when my beard flies up.)
- By the way, that’s not my choice of music. It’s a TV commercial.
- I have better taste than that.
- Stay cool y’all.
- Stay outta hot cars.
- Stay outta the heat.
- And if you live Down Under or thereabouts, stay warm. Or come visit moi.