See, today is the dreaded 5th of the Month. You know what that means. It means it’s time for my monthly heartworm, whip worm and general anti-parasite pill.
Um. Well, today I’d have nothing to do with it. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. Zero. I spit out that darned pill every time She put it in a pill pocket, or stuffed it in some food…no matter what. She even breaks the pill into little pieces because She knows I won’t eat that honkin’ big ‘ole thing at one time.
So, you can imagine all the little pieces of that stinky pill all over the kitchen floor.
It wasn’t a pretty sight. Until the peep said, “Hey. I know he hates everything like peanut butter, cheese and even chicken, but try some cream cheese.”
So off She went to the fridge. Yes. Cream cheese. Unopened. Yes. Turns out I like cream cheese.
Imagine the mess. All over her hands. All over my beard. And all over the floor.
But, peeps, please look at these fun fotos for today. Aren’t they sweet? In those little heart frames? I love you guys! That’s what the hearts are for!
Pretty please forgive me and just give me the cream cheese next time so We can all avoid a not so fun Friday? Um….let’s hope the cream cheese agrees with my digestive track. THAT wouldn’t be pretty. Or fun.
What You Learned Today:
- I get bored pretty fast.
- And today I got bored with the way She’s been feeding me my monthly pill.
- You gotta change things up every now and again!
- Let’s hear it for cream cheese!!!
- Until I get bored with that, too.