The Fat Man is on his way. So don’t forget to be good. Real good. Really good. Whatever.
Don’t hurt the kitteh when you’re chasing her just because you can.
And don’t snap your peeps’ hands off when they’re nice enough to give you a treat. Or two. Or, dawG forbid, three.
And always come when you’re called. Don’t do the Scottie thing by waiting until the third call to make up your mind to mosey on over. Nope. Don’t do that.
And, by all means, be extra cute and cuddly. Even needy. Yeah, needy works, too.
See, there are only a few weeks left for you to show everyone that you’re darned glad and lucky to have such a nice forever home.
You could be out on your butt at any moment if you don’t watch out. ‘Cause for all the lucky pooches, like us, who have nice homes and love, there are a gazillion more who’d like to move right in.
Let’s all wish them a forever home, shall we? Yeah, that’d be a really good thing to do.