Time for some StuART! And especially for you today, I’m sharing two.
Well, I like them both my little Studebaker.
But you gotta like one more than the other.
Naw, not really. I love them both. Just like I love you more than anything in the world.
Oh boy. The love stuff again. Now, about yesterday, I really need to discuss your stealing my blog yesterday.
Oh, Stu, I couldn’t resist. You’re just so cute. And you were sleeping. And I was feeling guilty about not being a good typist for you, so…
So nothing. Don’t do it again. This is my show. You KNOW I’m a Scottie. And I do what I want, when I want, and how I want. And I don’t want you doing that anymore. K?
Uh, Stu, ‘scuse me my precious bundle of love, but who feeds you? And takes care of you? And lets you sleep in the BIG bed?
OK, OK…sorry. I got my knickers in a knot. And, if I were to tell the truth – which I do sometimes – I love you, too.
That’s better. See? Isn’t it easy to show how much you love somebody?
No. It’s OK sometimes, but I just have to shake it off. And I don’t mean like Taylor Swift, I mean really shake. You know how I shake you guys off of me when you pet me all the time. It’s a Scottie thing. Don’t be offended.
My darling boy, someday you might want to be loved all the time. And that’s what We, your peeps, do. We love you all the time. No matter what.
What’s that you say? “No matter what.” What does that mean oh wise peepstress?
It means, my precious, that We love you even though you get up around 3:00 in the morning and have to go outside just to check things out. It means that we love you when you just can’t stay at home and crawl under the fence to go see your Auntie Meredith and Sniglet every day. Several times a day. And We have to go looking for you when you don’t come home when We call. It means…
OK. K, K, I get it. Thanks for loving me.
You’re welcome my bundle of fun.