OH MY DAWGNESS! Thanks to my correspondent across the pond, Oban, I’m happy to report that A SCOTTIE HAS WON BEST IN SHOW AT CRUFTS.
This happened last night, but what the hey, it’s breaking news to moi!
And, I believe this is the same bee-you-ti-ful Scottie who took best in breed at Westminster last month. And, I think she’s now retired. Good for her!
Oh boy. WHAT A DAY! AND, Oban tells me, it’s the first time a Scottie has won since 1929.
Now, here’s a glimpse of MY award-winning mug:
Thank you, Telegraph, for not arresting me BECAUSE I’M GIVING YOU CREDIT AND TELLING EVERYONE HOW WONDERFUL YOU ARE! K?