Really, peep? Really? If I could slap my forehead I would.
Sometimes the peeps make me laugh. And sometimes I make Them laugh. But, this’ll make YOU laugh. I think.
The other day We were out taking Our morning walk and I strayed over to the grassy part between the sidewalk and the curb. Snoopervising. You know. Stuff like that. I cocked my leg, emptied my lizard and did a big back step. Why? Because that’s what we do.
Anyroo, since I was on the other side of Our garden border, the peep didn’t see me until I was doing my backstep.
So, what does She do? She looks for a pile ‘o poo thinking that I must have done my business. Because I always backstep after doing my business.
So, She looks really hard to find the poo. She does and picks it up. But – if you could have seen the look on Her face – She wrinkled up Her face and says, “EEEEeeeeewwwwww! This is too cold to be yours Stuart!!!! GRRROOOOooooosssssss. Gross. EEEeeeeeew. EEwww.”
Moral of the story: if it’s too cool, it ain’t mine.
I wish you could have seen my peep. Funny. Very funny.
Now, if We could only have found the culprit who left his/her poo in my yard and didn’t pick it up.
What You Learned Today:
- Dogs poo.
- Dogs pee.
- Peeps pick up poo. Immediately afterwards. If they’re lucky.
- When they’re not lucky, they may just pick up somebody else’s poo.
- That’s. Just. Not. Nice.
- Hey!!!! DING DING DING…..We have winners! Yes, Saturday’s Where in the World? was the James River in Richmond, VA! Y’all are smart.