Really, peep? Really? If I could slap my forehead I would.
Sometimes the peeps make me laugh. And sometimes I make Them laugh. But, this’ll make YOU laugh. I think.
The other day We were out taking Our morning walk and I strayed over to the grassy part between the sidewalk and the curb. Snoopervising. You know. Stuff like that. I cocked my leg, emptied my lizard and did a big back step. Why? Because that’s what we do.
Anyroo, since I was on the other side of Our garden border, the peep didn’t see me until I was doing my backstep.
So, what does She do? She looks for a pile ‘o poo thinking that I must have done my business. Because I always backstep after doing my business.
So, She looks really hard to find the poo. She does and picks it up. But – if you could have seen the look on Her face – She wrinkled up Her face and says, “EEEEeeeeewwwwww! This is too cold to be yours Stuart!!!! GRRROOOOooooosssssss. Gross. EEEeeeeeew. EEwww.”
Moral of the story: if it’s too cool, it ain’t mine.
I wish you could have seen my peep. Funny. Very funny.
Now, if We could only have found the culprit who left his/her poo in my yard and didn’t pick it up.
What You Learned Today:
- Dogs poo.
- Dogs pee.
- Peeps pick up poo. Immediately afterwards. If they’re lucky.
- When they’re not lucky, they may just pick up somebody else’s poo.
- That’s. Just. Not. Nice.
- Hey!!!! DING DING DING…..We have winners! Yes, Saturday’s Where in the World? was the James River in Richmond, VA! Y’all are smart.
The Scottie Chronicles - Winston's World 
oh, Stuart…. our dad peep is the sooper-pooper scooper !! And yep…finding others little treasures is a bonus scoop…(bla) especially in the doggie park =( …
ArOoO♪ l&m
Not fun.
It sounds like a Perry Mason adventure. “The case of the Cool Poo”.
He’s be on the case. Cool guy that he was.
That was funny! If we come across someone else’s poo, & if sniff it before she sees it,, Mama sez…noooooooo, nasty, dirty, ick! So my poo must be golden, cause she picks it up practically before it hits the ground. My GrandMother peeps was from Richmond, so we love the Janes River. Mama’s fav is the Train Station. We will be passing through soon, and will wave at’cha!
“Before it hits the ground…” I AM LAUGHING OUT LOUD at that. You’re funny, Skyler. Yes! Be sure to wave at me and I’ll bark back!
Stuart, you had us rolling on the floor laughing at ’emptied my lizard’ We never heard that one before, is that a Southern expression? That will be our new phrase!
Whoever took a dump on your property and didn’t pick it up is very rude, indeed!
McDuff & Mom
You know, I thought “drain my lizard” might be a bit too risque for the younger set, butt, what the roo? I said it anyway! So, here’s another one, girls “drain their lillies” – like that one? Yes. You. Do.
I don’t know if it’s Southern, but since everybody in my house is and always has been Southern, then, let’s just say yes. (And it’s a lot nicer than the crazy, senseless, shenanigans going on across the South here lately.)
ArOOOOO! Stu
BOL BOL!
Back ‘a’cha Whitley!
Slap your forehead Bawheheeeee
Sweet William The Scot
I coulda’ had a V-8 AND slapped my forehead!
Sidney does the back kick just for fun. We feel your pain at being accused.
Yeah. Thanks.
yes – who was the culprit who pooped in your yard?
I don’t know, but there sure are lots of culprits doing that lately. Nasty!
The peeps laugh at me ( Duffy) cuz they say I have a poop dance I do when I’m ready to go. See, it’s like my little happy jig for doodi. Andy and I also do the back kick when finished pooping. We don’t do it after emptying the lizard, though. Us Scotties sure are a hoot aren’t we? Aroooo!
You can say that again. A hoot to boot. When I was a pup, I got a treat for my poop. It helped me learn to do it outside. Whoever got a treat for pooping??? LOL.
Why is it our dogs’ poo is so so fine but every other dog’s poo, is so gross?
I don’t know, but the peeps HATE picking up the others’ poo. Me? I’d sniff anything. I don’t care.
OH, Stu, this has simply got to be the funniest post ever! BOL! We cant stop rolling around and aroooo-ing! Good one, Stu! Many Thanks!
We love you!
Riley-Puppy and Tessie
Thank my peep. She’s the funny one. Picking up somebody else’s poo. Can you imagine? I mean, if She weren’t dogsitting for somebody else and HAD to pick it up. It’s the funniest mistake ever. If I do say so myself!
Love you back! ARrOOOOO! Stu
facts of life because if you dont.. no life. xx
You’re right there. You’re always right.
HeeHee! I wish! 😀
Oh.dear.piggy.heavens. That is hilarious pal. I love it! But you are so right. We only leave steaming piles of poo. The humans are welcomed. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
“Steaming piles of poo.” Now THAT’S a visual. And a very accurate one, too, I might add. See? She shoulda’ thought of that! No steam. Not mine.
BOFL……..aROOOOOOOO! Your pal, Stu