Why, oh why, do I have to have my teeth cleaned when I chew on my beloved cow toes so much? Granted, I don’t chew on them like used to when I was a wee lad, but you’d think gnawing would scrape off the tartar.
And why, oh why, do I have to have my teeth cleaned when I had it done only two years ago? And my teeth are brushed at least once a week?
What happened to all the doggies a gazillion years ago who never had their teeth cleaned? Did all their teeth fall out?
I’ve got gingivitis. That’s why. Sigh.