You’ll Just Have to Picture It

So, Snigs finally made it to my house. She was tap dancing in her kitchen when We went to pick her up. I love that. She was either excited to see me, or it was dinner time. I like to think it was the former.

Snigs on the Sofa

See her up on my sofa? Where I watch TV at night? Things like Downtown Abbey (can you believe the next season is the LAST? To my friends across the pond, please don’t tell me how it ends), the Real Housewives of New York City (Sonya has a dog), MASH and Mission Impossible (the old TV show, not the movie with that weirdo Tom Cruise).

This is my place. I hop up here every night and snooze next to one of the peeps. Under the ceiling fan. With one eye open (so I don’t miss anything). EVERY night.

You’ll just have to picture what happened last night. There she is. Splayed out. Kind of like in this picture. And the peep on one end and me stuck in the middle. As you can see, there IS no middle.

So I just did what any Scottie would do under the circumstances: thrust my nose between the two big lumps and made myself real small next to the peep. In the MIDDLE.

Oh me. It’s going to be a long, FUN week! Woooooot! ARRROOOOOO!

About The Scottie Chronicles

Winston welcomes you to The Scottie Chronicles - a blog that began in 2009 as a voice for Stuart, a more than memorable black, brindle and white Scottish Terrier who captured hearts around the world. Stuart passed suddenly in December 2015 from cardiac hemangiosarcoma, a nasty cancer that took him far too early. If you love Scotties, please follow along. Arroooo!
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29 Responses to You’ll Just Have to Picture It

  1. sue ellen says:

    So, Sniglet is pretending to be Cleopatra gracefully lounging on her chaise…. well, she is kind of royalty, all gals are ! Remember are ‘king’ of your domain, and she is just a visiting dignitary. And yes, sharing is often not our favorite thing to do, however Sniglet IS your gal friend so enjoy her. (even when she does the ‘princess’ thing)
    Signed, MAC…. as you recall I live with ‘princess Lucy’ and she takes all the good snoozing spots daily. sigh….

  2. Kismet says:

    If you’re stuck for laughs, tune in (it’s already started) the campaign of 2016. Don’t tell me how it ends, I probably won’t want to know because it will probably end up a tragedy.

    • You MUST be talking about the clown bus driven by Donald Trump, yes? Oh, I forgot about that show. Who can forget about that one? Wait….We should ALL forget about it. Along with the rest of them too. Sigh. Let’s you and me run this country? We’ve got enough diversity between the two of us to cover just about everything. And we get along!

    • corkscot says:

      time to get a passport

  3. you are gonna have a blast! From what I can see, there is PLENTY of room for all of you!

  4. Oh man! I HATE being stuck in the middle!

  5. Gavin says:

    Guess Sniglet feels at home at yer house, Stu. That’s a complement!! Cuddling up and listening to Telly is relaxin’, huh?

  6. Edgar says:

    Oh me, that sounds like fun! I miss having my best pooch pal to spend mum’s vacations with. You and Sniglet are lucky to have each other!

    Edgar and his mum

  7. nordhuesn says:

    You will both have so much fun this week! Did you get on her stuff while visiting over there? Just sayin’. We bet you will be the perfect host after all.

  8. corkscot says:

    Hopefully she won’t steal the remote.

  9. You got to defend your space any means necessary. A dog has got to do what a dog has got to do.

  10. rjkeyedup says:

    Hey Stuart,
    You watch the same stuff we watch here! And our mom was singing Mr. Sandman for two days after you wrote about taking your pill. They must be around the same age LOL…

    And my mom won’t even watch that fool Trump and the other ‘want to be king’ fools running for president. Mommy says they don’t even have hearts for dogs, women, the poor, teachers, and anyone else who cares about this planet!

    Have fun with Sniglet! We had company last week – little Barkley, a Shitzpoo rescue from NJ. We ran around the yard, shared toys, went on a long walk together. It was the first time that we met, so I had to let him know who was boss, after mommy. The next day Callie kept looking for him on our long walk – she will have to enjoy just being with me!

    Your NY Pal, Ozzy

    • You were so nice to your house guests last week. I’m sure Callie has a big time with you, but it’s still nice to have company. Sniglet is asleep on ANOTHER of my sofas and I’m snoozing downstairs. Sleeping seems to be our favorite pastime. ArOOOO!

  11. theguster says:

    We don’t know how you all were able to fit on that couch, which looks more like a loveseat! You must have felt like a can of sardines. If it was winter it wouldn’t be so bad to snuggle close – I guess you had the A.C. on! The important thing is you are both having fun and enjoying your visit. We look forward to hearing more about the adventures of Stuart and Cleopatra Sniglet.

    McDuff & Mom 😍

  12. Us terrierists always know how to get in da middle of everything.

  13. Laura Marec says:

    Oh Boy! Sniglet finally came over! Wow, how fun! Now, Stu, I know you make yourself at home at Sniggy’s, so you should be flattered that she makes herself at home at your castle! I’m with you about the clown bus and the Donald who escaped from it, and that dingbat, Tom Cruise who has a Napoleon complex.
    Any-roo, Just keep boring in to sit by your Peep if there’s no room! We gets into da sofa or bed with our Peeps and then kick and shove ’em with our feet and bore our way in and pretty soon they move to give us room even if dey have to hang off da bed or sofa–you know how it is with them—dey’d do anything for us!
    Have lots a fun with your Gal-Pal!
    Riley-Puppy and Tessie-Girl

  14. gentlestitches says:

    LOL! You make me laugh wee Stuart! ❤

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