Yes. It’s official. I’m running for president. There are just too many people on the clown bus and I can debate better than anybody.
You can count on me. For any and everything.
In my world, everyone is entitled to everything. Green beans cure all. And diversity is the norm – from fur to fins and purrs to paws – all are welcome to do as they please.
But just don’t get in my way. I’ve got Scottitude and I’m not afraid to use it.