Many of you Scottie Scholars have been a bit slack in the homework department, so Saturday’s post rattled some cages and the assignments are coming in.
Now, get back to the books!
And just in case you’ve forgotten, here are your assignments:
- Chase at least three squirrels a week. (Even if it’s the same squirrel, you can go after it three times.)
- Round up a dozen chipmunks in the next month.
- Let the mail delivery person know who’s boss. Every day.
- Pay attention to your peeps at least once a day. (I know. It’s a stretch, but nobody said homework was easy.)
- Speaking of your peeps, have one take a photo of you tackling one or more of these assignments and send to me at StuartTheScottieAThotmail.com
The Scottie Chronicles - Winston's World 
Oh Lordy, we has to gets our butts in gear for Teacher! We got caught dragging our behinds and complaining about da hot weather. Mum has tried to get us going! We did chase some bunnies late sunday evening, so we hopes dats good for some credit! We has been barking at da mailman inside with our AC on. Mum sez dat she hopes dat consumes some calories, cuz we puts a lotsa effort into da barking and arroooing, too! We don’t likes da hot weather. We’ll try again when da sun has set!
Thanks for da reminder, Mum sez!
Pant, Pant,
Riley-Puppy and Tessie-Girl
P.S. Oh, Yeah, we forgot to tells you dat a few days ago we saw 2 Coyotes and we gots so scared we ran back home from our walk dragging Mum behind. She sez we never moved so fast before !We has lotsa Coyotes in da canyons where we lives, and da poor things are looking for water cuz of da 5 yr drought we are in!
Good doggies you two!
We are being chased by a mockingbird. Does that count? Our mailman must be on vacation and the lady on the route does not look very friendly. We are sure that she doesn’t have any treats for us.
Would you rather be chased by a parrot? It could be arranged.
This makes me laugh OUT LOUD.
Yes, defending oneself against a mockingbird counts! Extra Credit!
Um, we don’t gots any chipmunks here…will possums do?? they only come outs at night, so not sure Ma could gets evidence, so you’ll just have to takes my word for it! BOL!!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Nasty opposums do count. Extra Credit! You don’t have chipmunks? WOW.
I’ve got an A+ ha! Many thanks… the mama is green witn envy… she mostly got a big fat F for her homeworks :o)
Give your mama a B.