Attention class. It’s time for another semester of Scottie Scholars.
While you don’t have to be a Scottie to take the class, it may help. Or, it may not. Last semester’s pupils were stellar and some were not of the Scottie variety.
Remember Easy and his shoe snack? Where he lives, he didn’t have the varmints to chase to fulfill an assignment, so he chewed a shoe.
We love innovative thinking. That’s just the kind of thing that will make you a true Scottie Scholar.
Before we call our next class to order, please condogulate our graduates from last semester.
And remember, Angel Stuart the Teacher is always watching.