Yes. It’s been a while since we’ve had a Scottie Scholar lesson. That’s because I neglected to tell you that we’re on Fall Break. (At least that’s what we call it here in the U.S.) Bad teacher.
Until our next lesson: read the newspaper before peeing on it or fetching it for your peeps (wait…Scotties don’t fetch), chase a varmint, roll in some bird poo or eat some Kitteh Bon Bons and be prepared to give a report.