How do You Plead?

This just in….a special prosecutor has concluded an extensive investigation involving Winston (last name) REDACTED of (address) REDACTED. The furry felon is accused of nearly loving his peeps amidst repeated behavior to the contrary.

When asked recently, he sat stoically never uttering a word.

Evidence includes his climbing the stairs of his two-story home in (address) REDACTED during the wee hours of April 22 and sitting patiently until his peeps’ awoke and kissed him repeatedly upon discovering the nearly two-year-old Scottie at the end of the bed. Evidence shows he responded with licks and kisses of his own.

Evidence also includes his walking perfectly to a nearby outdoor cafe, Union Market, for dinner on April 21. No stopping at every blade of grass or tree trunk to check pee mail. Or snapping at every other dog along the way. Actions he vehemently denies through his silence when asked about the details. Dinner went smoothly with the pooch unexpectedly behaving like a true gentleman. As if he enjoyed it. REDACTED.

Could it be, according to the special prosecutor, that Winston actually likes his home? Loves his peeps? Likes his new neighborhood? And his new friends? Contrary to his behavior and his stubborn attitude?

The special prosecutor came to only one conclusion: the four-legged bundle of lofty attitude clearly enjoys his peeps. Against his will.

Scandalous!!!!

What say you Winston? How do you plead? Is it love?

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To be continued.

About The Scottie Chronicles

Winston welcomes you to The Scottie Chronicles - a blog that began in 2009 as a voice for Stuart, a more than memorable black, brindle and white Scottish Terrier who captured hearts around the world. Stuart passed suddenly in December 2015 from cardiac hemangiosarcoma, a nasty cancer that took him far too early. If you love Scotties, please follow along. Arroooo!
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9 Responses to How do You Plead?

  1. Humphrey says:

    Definitely LOVE! Bear with it! = Humphrey

  2. WestScott says:

    The special prosecutor is correct on his conclusion about the love 💕 part, but not correct about the “against his will” part!

  3. that is the LOVE with a giant “L” ;O)

  4. theguster says:

    With age comes wisdom. At almost two years old, it’ is quite apparent Winston is turning a corner.
    With age also comes confidence. Under all that fur, and his occasional attitude, he is becoming the Scottie he was destined to be – having a grateful heart, loving, and devoted to his peeps!

  5. Kismet says:

    There is no evidence that he colluded with squirrels.

  6. nordhuesn says:

    We demand the full UNredacted report!! Of course he loves you, he just chooses when and where to show it. That is Scottitude for you.

  7. corkscot says:

    You will never know how he will behave. Take the good with the bad. He will keep you guessing.

  8. finleywestie says:

    He’s just got terriertude… it’s how we pups keep you peeple in line!

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