Here, have breakfast with me.
Yum. Chicken, brown rice and Panacur. For the giardia.
I’m feeling better but not quite right all the way. And taking other stuff for the diarrhea. TMI, but with that pill, I’m only pooping once a day and the two-legged ones worry about that.
They worry about lots of things.
Peepstress is upset about my haircut.
See, I’m missing my skirt.
It’s gone. See that space between the floor and my belly?
No hair.
My stylist said my man parts had lots of mats so she had to shave.
It’s all prickly and I’m missing my pee hair too. You know that hair you’re supposed to leave long on your man tool to direct pee to the ground so your belly doesn’t get peed on?
Do you think my furnishings will grow back? Like my eyebrows? They grow.
Wish me luck.
The Scottie Chronicles - Winston's World 
We are so glad to find out that you are feeling better. That’s important, and that you have an appetite. Your system will be back on track lickety-split, you’ll see.
Yes, your skirt and the other areas will grow back, FOR SURE! You are just as handsome as ever. Peeps can be like that about haircuts, goodness they get that way about their own!
Have a safe and happy Holiday weekend!
You’ve had quite the “crappy” (pardon the pun), week poor little man! Things can only go up from here, right? Peeps worry a lot here too as well.
No skirt???? You might as well be a squirrel. Tell them “DON’T mess with MY skirt”.
Winston, so glad to hear you’re feeling better. The Panacur will “do the trick” to get you back to normal. As for the haircut, when there are mats, many times the best, or only, thing to do is cut the fur off (especially since mats can be painful). And your furnishings/skirt, and other related “man hair” will grow back. It always does. Regardless, you’re totally handsome!!!
Very happy to see you eating and drinking your water. You are very handsome and your kilt will come in soon. Arrrrrrhooo