I really can’t handle the keyboard itself, let alone the tiny keys to type on. So, She does it for me. She’s my peep and I tell Her what I’m thinking, then She puts it all on paper. Well, not really paper, but you know what I mean.
She’s a writer. People pay Her to write things. (Wonder if She’s keeping a tab on what She types for me??? I hope not because I don’t have a bank account to pay Her!)
So, if you need somebody to write something for you, like magazine articles, brochures, websites, news releases and stuff like that, just let Her know. Or leave me a comment and I’ll tell Her. She’ll even write your company history or a family history or, you know, stuff like that. Heck…She might even BLOG for you!
After all, somebody’s gotta help pay for my healthcare and food don’t you think? And I eat LOTS of green beans. Those things cost money.
Editor’s Note: Since Stuart’s passing, She’s taking dictation from Winston. And loving every minute of it. (Stuart trained Her well.)