Ta Da! I went to a new groomer yesterday! You like?
You’d think I’d choke myself sleeping this way in my bucket. This is my “before” picture.
Oh boy! No more hairy face and ears. Woot Mon! Pay no attention to my snaggletooth look. I lost that bottom tooth in a fair fight with a fence. It was a noble act and very Scottie-like. This is my “after” picture.
Actually, you can’t tell much of a difference can you? Try this little movie on for size. You might get a better idea if how great I look – if you can get past the peep being silly.
Overheard at My House:
“Wow! Doesn’t he look great!”
“He sure does!”
“How’d it go? OK I guess?”
“Oh yeah, she was very nice and very careful. I appreciated that so much. And guess what.”
“What?”
“I had to go back out to the car so I asked Stuart to sit, stay and wait until I got back.”
“Yeah?”
“Do you know when I got back to the grooming area he was still sitting there?”
“Not very Scottie of him was it?”
The Scottie Chronicles - Winston's World 
Oh, boy, Stuart, you look like a million bucks! Great job! We think the new groomer did a wonderful job and you must have been very well behaved! Both of you must have been a little nervous since it was the first time. Have you seen yourself in the mirror yet? We think your peep found a keeper with this groomer.
McDuff & Mom
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Thanks a bunch buddies! It was a piece ‘o cake. She was really nice. I don’t do mirrors very well. I never know who that guy is.
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So very handsome!!
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OH Thank you Rocky Creek Queen! Did I tell you the peep is thinking about learning how to do it?
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Did she give you a carrot tail or a feather tail? Your head is looking good.
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Um…well….about my tail. That still looks like a BIG bent pipe cleaner. We haven’t tackled the tail yet. Sad, I know, but thanks for asking. When We do, it’ll be of the carrot variety.
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Oh boy, Stu! You look Scott-tastic, and even younger! So do you think that you will be keeping that groomer even though she is kinda far away? You are so handsome! We’ll bet that you turned heads of people passing in cars!
Love and kisses to a very HANDSOME and well-behaved Scottie Ladie!
Riley-Puppy and Tessie-Girl
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Got the kissed! I’m talented that way. I pull them down from the atmosphere whenever they’re sent my way and I really appreciate that talent of mine. I think I will go back! She’s a keeper!
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Uh…make that “got the kisses” Can’t spell.
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Make that Laddie—I can’ts spell either! BOL!
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It’s hard to improve on perfection so let’s just say your ‘fine tuning’ looks magnificent!
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OH! I’m blushing…
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Stuey…YOU LOOK FABULOUS DARLING, SIMPLY FAB!
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My pal, thank you for that. How are you guys?
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Lookin good!
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Woot to my Whitely Westie friend!
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Stuart you look more than terrific ~ you are the old Stuart back.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot
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Thank you buddy. It was rough there for a while….
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You are so bright eyed! We think you look so very regal. She shaved at least 5 years off ya.Great job! Woot!!!!
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Now THAT’S a compliment! Much obliged.
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looking good stuart!
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Thank you, thank you, thank you!
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All right then, Stuart!! Ya look nice an relaxed in yer after movie, so she must have treated ya like the ruler ya are? Course ya look great, butt Ma and I think ya always look verra handsome 👍 So Ma wants ta know where did ya have to travel to for the day of spiffing? Well, ya can tell us more later, once yer rested up an all from the trip. Oh yea, I was supposed to get my furs cut today, butt Ma is so anxious ’bout Wakeen ? that she says she has to relax first. She’s got That Right! Not Touching ME if she’s all wrung up and jittery-am I right??? 👀✋😡
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HEY! Steer clear of that WAKEEN!!!!! You’re too close for comfort my friend! Stay away from the sharp implements if the peep is jittery!!!!! You’re always right!
You can check out the groomer gal here:
http://whiskerwashgrooming.com/index.html
It takes Us about a half hour to get there – one way. Not too, too bad. AND SHE HAND STRIPS!!!!!! Plus, she’s very nice. Her place is very clean and very quiet. She only does a few dogs a day. Not a gazillion. I mean really. A gazillion? With moi around? I think not.
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Oh, thanks fer the link, pal! I’ll get Ma ta check on it Instanter 🐀🐀 Sending ya couple of rodents for yer treat!
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Would she travel to Nebraska? Probably not…….
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Gosh Stuart, the groomer did a great job and you look happy a and relaxed. Guess you will be going back for future needs?
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I sure am. Lucky me! Thank you!
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aaww you look so handsome buddy! We loved your mom’s video too. Awesome!! XOXO – Bacon
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Thanks my porcine pal. (Hey, I’m glad somebody liked the video. That makes one of you. Tee Hee!)
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Sorry, furgot ta mention we liked the movie A lot!!
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Us three. Your mom has a nice voice. You can tell she really LOVES you!
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I know why you’re smiling. The ordeal is OVER! The biggest change was to Her bank account. I’d fly away if They tried to do that to me. They don’t clip my wings and figure with Kali and Kaci, taking my ability to fly leaves me defenseless. So, my peeps, don’t even try it. Just SQUAAAAAAWKing…
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I don’t think you’d EVER be defenseless. Really. Do you? Naw.
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You look grreat, Stuart! Very distinguished.
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Merci my buddy!
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Stuart! it was VERY successful! She did a four star out of four stars job and I can tell by looking at you that you were not traumatized at all. You look very relaxed. ❤
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Looks like you found a “keeper” Stuart – looking great and keep it up!! Humphrey, Shadow & Cherry
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